kisah orang bujang mengorak ( lawak 1 )

Aku berjalan di taman ala ala nak berjoging. Biasalah orang bujang dan tiada awek macam aku ni.  Bila dihadapan ada seorang awek cina berjoging menarik minat aku untuk mendekat. Cantik juga awek tu. Aku mula menegur

aku: hai
she: hai
Dia memandang aku dengan mata reduh cantik dia..

aku: can we talk a second?
she:sure.. no problem
aku: my name fiq, you?
she: nana

dia tersenyum kepada aku

aku: can you speak malay?
she: i don't know malay
aku: are you malaysian?
she: i am. Why ask?

aku kaget,kenapa dia tidak pandai bahasa melayu. Baru aje nak mengayat

aku: just for sure. so where you work and you home?
she: why you want know where my home?
aku: are you really want know why?
she: just tell it. will you?
aku: i want make you as my wife, can i?

dia terkejut sambil memandang aku.

she: don't make joke please, i don't even know you
aku: be my bride please?
she: i not a muslim, you muslim right?
aku: yes, i am muslim

dia merenung aku

she: then why asking me?
aku: because i want you learn about bahasa melayu. you can't speak in              
        malay right?
she: just because that you want me be you wife?
aku: awak sudah 25 tahun hidup di malaysia, tapi tidak pandai bahasa                        
        melayu. Bagaimana nak jadi 1 malaysia. Jadi kawin dengan saya ,        
        saya akan mengajarkan awak bahasa ini.

dia tersenyum kepada aku

she: what you say? i don't know malay, remember?
aku: i say.. marry me please? be mine please?
she: i don't know .. because i don't know you yet!
aku: Then in 3 month .. you will know about me, This my number.. Call me
        tonite. After three month i will make you my wife.
she: if i run away?
aku: i don't know.. maybe cry like baby.
she: you funny.. i like you.. i will call you tonite..bye

aku melihat dia pergi ke arah kereta persona putih plat terengganu.
aku akan tunggu kamu sayang.

vlad qatrunada